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I get very excited by dogs when I see them and I want to rush up and jump all over them. My person has been told recently that I shouldn't be allowed to do that, especially when I'm tied to her. How can this be correct?read more
Dear Marzipan, Puppies are gross and sharp and annoying and they never leave me alone. Why is there a new one in my house and how can I get rid of it? — Concernedread more